Ilocano Joke


Teacher: Kwarog, kasatnom naperfect diay exam?


Kwarog: Bilib ka ma’am? Mata pay lang ti inusar ko dita! Di nakarkaro manen no utak kon.


Pinagmulan: Ilocano Ak, kuripot Nak II


Teacher: What are the four basic mathematical operations?

Cynthia Villar: Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and my favorite – SUBDIVISION.


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